Cocoa, aka Catbag, Scoopy, The Scoop, Scoopsworth, Scoopert, Scump, Gump, Gonk, Bongus, Scrumbles, Little Shit, El Gato, Little Bean, Old Squinty Baldylegs, Catface, Stressbag, etc, is a small black cat.
Catbag is currently employed as an editorial assistant, nutritional access advocate, vertical space specialist, tuna quality control analyst, circadian disruption lead, and executive nap officer. She briefly had a thought several years ago, and looks forward to having another in the future.
